A Bootyful Generation

Somewhere between J-Lo’s headline making butt

And society’s approval of twerking as a hobby

We’ve became a bootyful generation

I’m talking way beyond the third grade butt jokes I casually engage in

 My generation has oddly upgraded from generation X to XXX

The sexualisation of the female rear is a multi-million dollar industry

I do appreciate that God is a master craftsman

But I can hardly listen to a song, watch a movie or a vine before being booty invaded

As genius as we are we sometimes act like idiots

This fetish compounded by the commercialisation of the pronounced butt is somewhat responsible for catapulting pseudo talented individuals to stardom

So we’re preaching hip augmentation

Just to objectify our converts

So if Niki Minaj is a reincarnation of Saartjie “Sarah” Baartman

 The only difference is that Niki’s butt is syndicated and we’re all accomplices to this parade