The Birds And The Bees

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The birds and the bees
And the flowers and trees
Made some guy get down on one knee
Claiming that for her he’d swim the seven seas
He rumbles on blah, blah, blah baby please
Until in his eyes she sees
The man she’ll be with even in her nineties
For a moment his manly heart she’ll tease
As her silence makes his state of mind freeze
But from the fetters of bachelorhood her knight she frees
When she says yes with such majestic ease
And once again his world turns as he breathes
They enjoy their honeymoon overseas
Walking along the beach barefoot in plain white-T’s
Enjoying all sorts of exotic luxuries
Professing love to one another under tall palm trees
But just after two anniversaries
I just have to spell it out S-H-I-T
She says that her love was blind but now she sees
He hears this and gets real weak at the knees
And out of their beautiful home he leaves
A week later, his body is found in one of the seven seas
Another fairy tale botched by time – geez!

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5 thoughts on “The Birds And The Bees

    evalilianmassawe said:
    March 15, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Pyscho if yuo wont be having a book by 2026, I will personaly look for you wherever you will be and kick your forehead massively. Ouhh yes, and if I am dead my pretty ghost will be humbled to do exactly that. don’t say I have not warn you. I enjoyed reading that Pal, well done.

    Chief_want responded:
    March 16, 2016 at 11:03 am

    Hehe 😀 thanx Lily, won’t let your ghost come looking for me

    sannie zulu said:
    April 4, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    We need to publish your work babe. Nice one. ;*

    sannie zulu said:
    April 4, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Great stuff baby. Can’t wait to help you on your first book :*

    Chief_want responded:
    April 5, 2016 at 9:01 am

    Thanks booboo, we definitely will..im even thinking of doing a piece about us :*

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